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Where’d you come from? You look pregnant.

When I think of Life Aquatic, I think of happiness. Awkward happiness. This particular painting I made not because I am a huge Bill Murray & Jeff Goldblum/ Wes Anderson fan but more for the sentimental side of me. It was a gift to my sweet sweet penis machine, a.k.a my lover boy. This was one of the first movies we watched together while eating gummie worms, awkwardly getting to know each other through semi-questionable giggles. I remember thinking to myself “if he likes Bill Murray and Jeff Goldblum as much as I do, I think he is going to last longer than a Wes Anderson related one-night stand ”  and I was right, he could recite quotes from the movie and I learned not only is he awesome, but also, that I’m effing easy!

Zissou Eating Gummie Sharks
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The Wookiegina

This one is simple. It went like this *phone rings*  It is someone I know so I answer* “Hey what’s up sweet thang!?, Yeah… I remember you’re doing that…. wait STAR WARS?!? SEX?!?…you need a Star Wars Sex Themed piece of art by when!? A few days? Okay sure, do, let me see what I can create.  Yes, hmmm. p.s. I love you”

The Wookiegina By: Brandi Krackass

Pen & Ink over photograph 11″ x 14″

This one followed shortly after just for fun one day. Sexy Android Love:

Sexy Data-Next Next Generation "Make It So"
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Hello! Snowman Illustration Series

Hello! Snowman Thru-Hiker

Illustrations were done with my brain Ink and Letraset Markers on bristol paper.

Hello! Snowmen in Love Park
Hello! Snowmen Happy Hour
Hello! Snowmen Out On The Lake

Oh Winter, how I love you when I’m not driving! View more Hello! Snowmen on my Flickr

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Hipster Art for my Hipster Hating Friends

So, I have this friend (who will remain nameless) that loves to come to Philadelphia just to “hipster watch.” Funny thing is, he does not realize that if another guy right next to him were doing the same thing, he would be asking my friend where he bought his Joy Division T-shirt or what his latest vinyl purchase was. For X-Mas, since he is a dear friend of mine, I decided to paint him some hipstermatic art that I know he will like. ( Hmm..I wonder why??) It was quite simple actually. I introduce to you…the Hipmulester!

Hipmulester

Merry X-Mas you filthy animal!

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Zombie Children

Around Halloween, every art show I went to was some kinda zombie-monster themed. I had no intentions really on painting zombies, I wanted to paint friendly, cute children, but given the surroundings I was forced to be around it warped my image of what cute children looked like. Behold my zombie children! Just acrylic on canvas.

If A zombie Apocaplyse Broke Out On Halloween

Let’s not forget the little ones!

Zombie Children
Zombie Children Portraits

And no, this did not help at all with my fear of zombies. I thought it would make the word seem “cute” and I was wrong!

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Personalized Illustrated Twitter Icons

As you know, almost everyone wants an interesting icon for their twitter-twatter page! I went on an addictive creative flight for a while a few months back turning my friends into personalized comic book style illustrations. The spark lasted a few-weeks and it was awesome. Basically I just doodled a sketch on a piece of paper, out-lined it with ink, scanned it into Adobe Photoshop, created a shit ton of layers and managed to poop out some colorful neat icons!

Friend Twitter Icons

Example:

Ferry Icon in Action

You can see more on my Flickr also!

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Beatles Beagles

Yes! Like every other hipster in Philadelphia, I absolutely adore the Beatles, but I did not do this one for me. A friend of mine has a dumb Beagle whom I love to death. His name is Toby (named after Toby from the office, and yes, the personality match is almost exact) Anyways, my friend is also a Beatles fan and commissioned me to paint for him a Beatles Beagles painting. I said, “Fuck Yes I Can Do That For You”

Inspired by these pictures I have in my living room:

Beatles Umbrella Photo

I came up with this painting (using all of Toby’s faces for each Beatle expression)

Beatles Beagles

I know this is a weird image of the painting, a better one to come once I remember to take a picture of it next time I am over my friends house! It’s been a hard days night and I’ve been working like a dog.